Bumper Offer

He had to get married,
and there came a talk
for his marriage.
He went and sat,
with the lady,
with whom he had to talk
for marriage.
Since the marriage function
with the party and treat
is costly these days.
He asked the lady a simple question
"Would you like to be a hermit,
or a CEO of a company after marriage?"
The lady had no idea,
and asked him to explain it.
He replied the cost of marriage.
If marriage is done traditionally,
then the cost would definitely
make them hermit afterwards.
And if they would get married
by running away
with a simple ritual
then the cost involved in the marriage
would allow him to open a company
invest there
and make her as founding CEO.
He exclaimed her 
that it was his bumper offer.
The lady stood silent after listening,
then told
She didn't wanted to get married.
He replied
that he didn't wanted to live,
in a living together relationship,
and said
"Let Pashupatinath intervene".

 

Author: Arjun Dahal

arjundahalard.thereason@gmail.com